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Saturunday 

When you don’t know if it’s Saturday or Sunday after a night out. Also used by middle aged moms in an attempt to be hip while organizing a run.
“Man I don’t know if it’s Saturday or Sunday.”
“Dude it’s Saturunday”

Also,

“Mom calling the one time u jog a week Saturunday does not make it cool or trendy
Saturunday by Thattheregirl May 19, 2018
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Saturnday 

eight minutes ago you knocked on my door. I opened it carefully loosening four chains then turning the key. you had mentioned you were going to bring a friend but you didnt and i am relieved to not have to waste extra energy on my interpersonal skills. so i enjoy just being and feeling myself with you and that its ok and right to be silent when theres no need for noise. not that my voice was made for keeping quiet but its been a long day and i've had my verbal share. I am relaxed. you bring tenseness from where ever it is you're coming from. we follow the music that leads us to the bedroom. still no talking. I start undressing you then myself, its not a greedy or desperate energy, just a mellow, caring vibe as if to invite you to come down, let loose, breathe out.
I am tying your hair. you are stroking mine, undoing it til its free. your breath is on my neck, my back. are you kissing my shoulder blades? this is how we stay for a bit. my head bent backwards resting on your shoulder while you touch my breast very slowly very carefully and my waist and my belly and my hips and thighs. there is movement beneath my lap that excites me. I think its time for a kiss. make it last long. Saturnday long.
Saturnday by Krkič October 19, 2019

Saturdonday 

A party that lasts from Saturday to Monday.
Where have you been all week? I got stuck at the Smith's for Saturdonday and had to sleep it off.
Saturdonday by Lynn123456 September 2, 2013

Saturunday 

When your Saturday turns into a Sunday
Saturunday
Saturday satur

Sunday unday
How was your weekend, did your Saturday turn into a Saturunday?
Saturunday by Kalev Fitness July 11, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026