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Satans Cheese 

A scalding hot orb of either sunflower or olive oil located in the centre of most hollow pastas such s macaroni, or penne. This killer of taste buds is known to burn your tongue no matter how cold the meal is, leaving your exciting meal to become a death trap.
shit boys, i just ruined my day with satans cheese
Satans Cheese by rougedanno May 8, 2014

satans silly string 

Ejaculation of semen that gets in contact with water, making it very sticky and hard to get rid of. Most of the time it occurs in the shower when one ejaculates and tries to wash it off with water, but instead makes it 10x worse and harder to wash off. This is known as one of satans dirtiest tricks.
dude dont try and rinse off your skeet in the shower it will just turn into satans silly string.

I was finishing myself off in the shower cause my brother was gonna take one and as i was walking out i ended up with satans silly string all over my body.

I heard neill jacks off in the shower.
man, he must deal with satans silly string alot.
satans silly string by Harry Kuant November 17, 2009

satans blood 

noun

Refers to Crud oil.
The greed for the procuring of Satans blood , is the single leading factor in the conflicts and wars in the world.
satans blood by Baron Neville February 3, 2017

satans butthole 

(sa-tans butt-hole) noun, adjective. satans butthole is the hottest place in the universe. if a soul is punished by going into satans butthole, they will turn to a very crispy piece of bacon than immediately combust, causing great pleasure for satan.
holy crap, its hotter than satans butthole today.
satans butthole by hellfire64 July 21, 2009

Satans Sloppy Seconds

This is an act when you're stuck in a room with Satan and a Prostitute and Satan is trying to convince you to eat the Corn-chips (Pussy) but the Corn-chips are on fire (Herpes) from Satan eating them before you. So what you do is take some Oregano and a Basket-Ball and sprinkle the Oregano on the Corn-chips and use the Basket-Ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot Corn-chips before you begin to dig in. This technique can also turn into one called "The Rapture" where as you start eating the flaming Corn-chips God busts into the room through the wall like he is the Kool-aid man with a Foot-Ball and a Baseball bat telling you not to eat the Corn-chips. Confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you're on the chair God begins to spread Oregano on the Foot-Ball and place it on the Corn-chips and hits it with the Baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the Corn-chips. This causes the Prostitute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.
Last time I did bath salts I woke up feeling like I had been given Satans Sloppy Seconds.
Satans Sloppy Seconds by Tyronefy January 14, 2018

Satans cum 

When you bite into a pizza roll and the scorching hot sauce burns your tongue. That sauce is satan's cum.
Careful, those pizza rolls are full of satans cum.
Satans cum by Eriic099 February 4, 2013