The act of ejaculating on a girls face then throwing a pile of your shaved pubes on her face so she resembels Bigfoot.
Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a sasquatch as her Halloween costume.
by CBGB78 November 09, 2009
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1.an extremly massive and huge person; one who is the size of 40 people; a fat ass
2. One who eats 24/7
Holy shit! That sasquatch is fat as hell! There is a sasquatch eating all my food!
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One of many squatches, most commonly known to the layperson as "Big-Foot". The Sasquatch is a large ape-like being with a considerable amount of hair covering a decent amount of the body. Reproductive organs are known to be large. They are often mistaken for African-Americans; some actually believe the Sasquatch to be a distant relative of all African-Americans.

Can be found dining at Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, with friends occasionally. Hates Jews for some unclear reason--possibly the stench.

Most Sasquai own 79' El Caminos and can been seen taking some leisure drives with Seasqaui. See Seasquatchfor more details on that type of squatch.

Sasquai are very compliable beings in that they will do jobs for the right price, even if it means to force younglings out of their own youth group/club. It has a profaning backround, and is angered easily. It feels no affection, but for the only thing it can ever love, the Seasquatch.
Captain: We're going to need some seasquonium to fight off this sasquatch.

Robert Smith Impersonator: Yes, back in Middle East, an angry tribe of sasquai bombed our base; fucked up my face. See this (motions to face) fuckin' leporacy. Fuck you.
by Matt June 06, 2005
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a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too
jaymee is a sasquatch cuz she has a nice bon bon
by ryan January 16, 2005
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The hairy, woodland beast that went after Tenacious D YEARS before the Beastie Boys hijacked the idea and used it in their Triple Trouble video.
Tango: "Hey did you see sasquatch in the new beastie video?"

Cash: "No, but I saw the same damned thing back when clinton was President, when the D did it."

Tango: "Tru."
by Cardinal September 16, 2004
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