Underdog, Cinderella story, and Despite what a bunch of obvious faggots trolling this website say, an American politician that believes in America and what America was founded upon. that is, the bible. Anti-gay, pro life, and everything else you could want in a politician. If he becomes president, you wont have to worry about sending your son to the army and getting a fairy finger poked up his butt in his sleep.
whatever happened to America? John Adams would be ashamed. I want someone who will restore America, I'm voting for Rick Santorum.
by ShakyJ_85 January 09, 2012
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The mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded.
My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.
by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020
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1: A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.

2: Biting, pejorative term used to describe a plutocratic, homophobic theocrat; a component of the radical right who embraces tax cuts for the rich, social spending cuts for the poor, anti-gay legislation in every concievable form and adherence to the strictest tenets of the Christian right.

3. Last name of U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who President shit-for-brains referred to as "inclusive."
Upon entering the darkened room, I noticed Reverend Falwell's eyes rolling wildly in his head, his gentle whimpers undulating in response to the savage pounding his prostate was undergoing. Then, all at once, he let out a long, melodic sigh and began to gently cry. It was all he could do after taking it in the ass by Rick Santorum.
by Rollo & Biff October 26, 2006
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That frothy mixture of lube & fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex
Abby said that after she & John had anal sex, she had to wash the santorum off right away.
by Savage Love October 03, 2009
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As defined by sex coulumnist Dan Savage, the mixture of lube and feces that is sometimes a side result of anal intercourse.

(From: Sen. Rick Sanctorum: R-Pensylvania)
Baby, we got santorum all over the sheets again....
by Tommy Humphreys May 27, 2005
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Adjective; Absolute, unimaginably appalling, jaw-dropping upper level assholery.
Tommy pretended to help the old lady who had fallen down, only to kick her in the guts instead. His santorumness knows no bounds.
by grittyreboot August 18, 2011
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The far-right, fanatically gay-bashing Republican senator from Pennsylvania who got his hateful little butt kicked by Democrat Bob Casey, Jr. on November 7, 2006, when Rick Santorum lost by a landslide.
The voters of Pennsylvania sent Rick Santorum to the unemployment line during the mid-term elections of 2006, but not before his name came to be defined as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex."
by Sir Bullwhip November 08, 2006
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