1. To sodomize in a manner which produces santorum; to screw-over in a particularly nasty way.

2. To give something the quality of santorum; to make a mess of.

3. To revile or damn a person or thing by using its name as an offensive neologism, as in santorum.
1. Yeah, I santorumized him good.
2. Damn, you really santorumized that pillowcase.
3. You can't santorumize "Bush," really, because bush already has so many meanings.
by mp April 09, 2005
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(verb) to make outrageous homophobic statements in order to conceal one's true sexuality.

(noun) one who santorums.
Jeff: Yo man did Mike tell you he hooked up with 3 chicks last night?
Chris: He told me five. Are you sure he's not just a Santorum?
by angry Christian January 09, 2012
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The frothy mix of lubricant, semen and fecal matter that is the byproduct of anal sex.
You should wipe that Santorum up before it stains those sheets.
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The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.
I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.
by Jim July 31, 2003
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A mental health facility for individuals who base their reality and decision making on advice from imaginary friends. Literally, the voices in their heads tell them what to do.
"We had to put granddad in a santorum. He tried to suffocate grandma with a pillow because the voices in his head said that she is a soul sucking demon."
by Ronald Reagan's Ghost March 06, 2012
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Santorum, Rick. A conservative politician who previously served as a United States Senator from Pennsylvania, who is seeking the 2012 GOP Presidential nomination.

Santorum is the focus and victim of an SEO campaign started by a gay activist who suffers from heterophobia that started in 2003 that continues to this day.
Santorum placed a close second in the 2012 Iowa Caucus, despite a 9-year-old SEO campaign against him.
by Truth in Politics January 09, 2012
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