The hellish fatinsane demoniod minion of lucifer who terrorizes the world once a year by bringing unspeakable atrocities to our houses!
by Dumb Ass August 16, 2004
A fat guy in red who comes to your house once a year and point at your mother, your sister, your daughter and say: Hoe Hoe Hoe, Merry Chrismas !
by TrisaDiamond December 15, 2015
by Skin-Nerd July 17, 2005
Why does Santa give more presents to rich people, even though there are many other people around the world who can't afford the barest of necessities?
by Dubiks December 06, 2018
Santa is a jolly fat white man, who i never belived in because i knew no white guy would come into my hood after dark.
by Franklin Square December 19, 2003
by salty_santa September 08, 2017
That fuckin' Santa wrote me back a letter...he said there was too much fog and he missed my house..again
by Mackavelli December 24, 2006