The hellish fatinsane demoniod minion of lucifer who terrorizes the world once a year by bringing unspeakable atrocities to our houses!
He will deliver a plague onto your homes and make you suffer the wrath of a thousand guilty souls!
by Dumb Ass August 16, 2004
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A fat guy in red who comes to your house once a year and point at your mother, your sister, your daughter and say: Hoe Hoe Hoe, Merry Chrismas !
Thank you for your kindness Santa.
by TrisaDiamond December 15, 2015
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An old white guy who supports wealth inequality.
Why does Santa give more presents to rich people, even though there are many other people around the world who can't afford the barest of necessities?
by Dubiks December 06, 2018
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Santa is a jolly fat white man, who i never belived in because i knew no white guy would come into my hood after dark.
Hey theres santa, catch his fat white ass.
by Franklin Square December 19, 2003
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Ejaculating in the freezer to watch it freeze on the wall on contact.
Euph did the santa so hard that it took over a minute for his cum to freeze on the walls.
by salty_santa September 08, 2017
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That fuckin' Santa wrote me back a letter...he said there was too much fog and he missed my house..again
by Mackavelli December 24, 2006
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