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Santa Whores

The dirty little arse lickers that suck up to Santa!!!

The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!

Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
"Look at those dirty little Santa Whores!"

"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"

"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"

"There all Santa Whores!!!"

"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
Santa Whores by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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santa whores

A group of prosititutes that are employed by Santa to raise needed money for Santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh
I see that santas whores are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some horny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.

Hey do you what corner the santa whores are located??
santa whores by chicago andy January 28, 2007

santa whores

A group of prosititutes that are employed by Santa to raise needed money for Santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh
I see that santas whores are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some horny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.

Hey do you what corner the santa whores are located??
santa whores by chicago andy December 12, 2008

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026