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Santa Whores

The dirty little arse lickers that suck up to Santa!!!

The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!

Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
"Look at those dirty little Santa Whores!"

"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"

"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"

"There all Santa Whores!!!"

"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
Santa Whores by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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santa whores

A group of prosititutes that are employed by Santa to raise needed money for Santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh
I see that santas whores are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some horny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.

Hey do you what corner the santa whores are located??
santa whores by chicago andy January 28, 2007

santa whores

A group of prosititutes that are employed by Santa to raise needed money for Santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh
I see that santas whores are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some horny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.

Hey do you what corner the santa whores are located??
santa whores by chicago andy December 12, 2008
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