Oh my god, will you look at those SantaBalls! I always wondered why Mrs. Claus has such a bigh shit eating grin on her face all the time. Seems she had a thing for Rudolph and all of those elves.
""My history textbook says that Theodore Roosevelt, who lived on Sagamore Hill, had a horrible case of sagaballs, leading to his famous quote: "Speak softly and carry a heavy sack.""