Sand Panda

An over weight middle eastern homosexual male

"You see that sand panda in the corner? He is so checking you out."

by Kayke July 8, 2010

sand panda

The action of shitting on a sand-dune and watching the turd roll down the sand. This is called a sand-panda. Commonly used by Australian surfie folk.

"I just stood in a sand-panda! DAMN"

by bexta July 29, 2005

Spicy Sandanda

The act of two flat arse people putting their arse up to one another during sexual intercourse and farting into each other's arse WHILST holding a lighter between both backsides and banging arses together.

*man walks into the bathroom while his roommate is showering*
"WTF man! What happened to your arse cheeks?!?!?"
"Oh, yeah, I was fucking that chick I've been going at it with last night and shit got kinky quick and we did the Spicy Sandanda and the lighter mixed with the farting burnt all my arse hairs off and I now have 2nd degree burns"

by TruthGivinNibba September 22, 2019

Sadpanda

A melancholy-centered bear who has extreme feelings for a bipolarbear.

The sadpanda drooled from excitement as the bipolarbear walked by.

by Miyuki Sayomi September 25, 2010

SadPanda

Hey, I'm a guy. I'm single. I would never cheat on you. I would always text you first, tell you that you're beautiful every day, say I love you in front of my friends, never choose my video games over you, protect you, try my best to never make you cry, hold you and never let you go, kiss you in the pouring rain. Yes, ladies, I do exist. No, I'm not gay. Stop dating douche-bags and jerks. Date me.

The SadPanda waited for his girl outside in the rain when she didn't have a place to go.

by Tsukihana April 15, 2011