Sammy wammy :3

Literally the most unfunniest person on earth. If you listen to her jokes, you immediately get brain and ear cancer due to the amount of sheer unfunny in her jokes. Imagine humans evolving billions of years, your ancestor’s ancestor’s greatest grandchildren in future. But that grandchild is someone called Sammy Wammy :3 and they tell their joke and it immediately kills your mood. Seriously, the world is full of many potential talents, many jokes, funniest people like me (urmomcvmdumpster), and then there’s Sammy Wammy :3, who tells her “Sam sung, Samsung” joke, and the world is amazed by how fucking horrible it is. The dead immediately wants to be more dead, the humour of 2022 collapsed. The World Health Organization and governments in every country immediately gets an order to seize Sammy Wammy :3 and constrains her. Fuck you Sammy Wammy :3, and I’m literally funnier than you.
Did you know? The world has billions of jokes, but Sammy Wammy :3, kills the fucking humour and the entire populations’ ear drums.
by Funniest Person than Sam March 20, 2022
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A person who is a little bit too attracted to gingers. They are quite fond of Ron Weasley and Sean Macguire
"You like gingers, you're literally Sammy Wammy"

"Sammy Wammy likes gingers way too much"
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an uneducated fellow who eats mcdonalds 247 and is the size of 3 football stadiums
A: have you seen Sammy Wammy?
B: ye he has been putting a lot of weight lately
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sammy wammy is very smart, got big tits, a big ass, and has great music taste
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