saltyminion

someone who is extremely superly absolutely in LOVE with tsukishima, just obsessed with this man named Tsukishima Kei from volleyball anime Haikyuu!!

tsukishima: arara gomez
saltyminion: 😱😱😱😱😍😍😍😍 i loev you

saltyminion by u wish u knew who i was lol February 22, 2021

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saltyminion

the definition of a ‘tsukishima kinnie’...
yeah thats all

them : saltyminion
me : idfk use ur imagination im too tired for this

saltyminion by ibreathe February 21, 2021

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saltyminion

saltyminion is someone who’s constantly slandering Tsukishima Kei, they’re always finding some way or form to be attacking him. But it’s also weird because they kin him, so technically they’re attacking themself. They seem like they hate everything to ever exist. They’re very sarcastic and can come off rude at most times. (or always)

saltyminion: “Tsukki is so dramatic, he deserves all the slander everyone gives him.”
tsukki simps/supporters: “....”

saltyminion by oioierwinpppeepee February 21, 2021

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saltyminion

a tsukishima kinnie. but also has a somewhat good sense of humor😩 they also support tsukki slander. but one of my favorite mutuals

some random person: who’s saltyminion🤔
me: a tsukishima kinnie who supports tsukki slander
them: ohhhh okay they’re swag😎

saltyminion by mikan marry me February 22, 2021

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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