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Salty Soup 

1. Put all human excretions in a bowl, this includes semen, feces, ear wax, blood (menstrual or other), tears/sweat, female ejaculate, spit, vomit, and any other excretion of your choice.

2. When completed add salt and put on stove top to heat up
3. Using a turkey baster inject this liquid into your partners anus and while you eat him/her out you slurp the juice out and enjoy.
My asshole burns from last night with Dante, he gave me a salty soup.
Salty Soup by You're_welcome:) August 17, 2019
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hot salt soup 

"No Chinese for me, I just had some Hot Salt Soup!"
hot salt soup by Angel December 30, 2002

Over-salt the soup 

1. To take something too seriously.

2. Portraying an overly serious and austere reaction to a relatively insignificant event.
"Dude, that guy still hasn't given me back that pen!"
"It's not that big-a-deal, man. Don't over-salt the soup."

salt malt soup 

A soup concoction that consists of Chinese egg drop soup and semen.
Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.
salt malt soup by LilTwiz December 12, 2008