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Arizona Salt Licker 

When a male buries himself under the ground in Arizona, he then sticks his Penis above the ground so a deer will lick it.
Hope: "Hey Grace, had you seen Jake last night?"

Grace: "No Hope, but I do believe Jake got an Arizona Salt Licker last night.

Hope: "Bet it felt great Grace."

Salt Lake Lickey 

The act of oral sex through a mormon glory hole. Usually performed through the hole in a sheet, to prevent body contact and resulting impure thoughts.
Not wanting to remove his own magic underwear, he instead gave her a Salt Lake Lickey.
Salt Lake Lickey by diaphanous December 27, 2008

Saltlicker 

Someone who deliberately makes people angry for reactions.
Hey you know that guy who was trolling yesterday? He uploaded a video of it earlier, he's such a saltlicker.
Saltlicker by Justduh August 23, 2019

saltlicker 

a masochistic person who actually likes being tormented by telling everyone their troubles and pain, then when someone comes along and rubs "salt in a wound", the person responds by saying "thanks that felt great" and proceeds to have a pity party for himself/herself for months on end, continuously licking the salt and referencing the comment whenever they can, for attention.
Suzie has an alcohol problem and frequents bars to pick up men... I gave her lots of attention and tried to get her to quit..Finally gave up and called her a skank. Now she tells people she must be a skanky alcoholic, because I said so. I actually think she likes it, because she giggles every time she says it. It's her new tagline. She is such a saltlicker.
saltlicker by wordsmith78 March 27, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026