salonpas

a booty-hole scrubber placed on an infected area to stop the rashes from your mom's booty-hole pills because you had loose ass syndrome (LBS).

"Oh my god, your mom gave you that salon pass last night?"
"Shut up for I stick a salonpas up your booty-hole, boy!"

salonpas by tillymyers September 5, 2022

salonpaws 

When a dog's foot is wet and the sound it makes when running through the African jungle of Atlanta

Your dog has the case of salonpaws

salonpaws by snackpackapple June 21, 2014