by Marx December 15, 2003
A verb that denotes the act of sucking beer or any drink off the toe of a woman who is pouring said drink from her knee down her leg, as demonstrated by Salma Hayek and Quinten Tarantino in From Dusk Till Dawn. A Salma Hayek can refer to the act of the sucker or the suckee.
We had a wild time at this club last night. We met the wildest guys and one of them told Sarah she had cute toes and asked her for a Salma Hayek.
by SIMIKIS July 11, 2008
A condition where a charmingly personable young woman intimidates (and possibly scares off) the men she comes across due to her stunning grace, beauty, and assertiveness. This syndrome usually results in singleness and possible dabbling in lesbianism (as depicted in the movie "Frida").
STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL: I don't know what it is, but I seem to scare off any guy that I meet no matter how nice I am.
STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL'S BROTHER: That's because you have the Salma Hayek Syndrome, yo.
STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL'S BROTHER: That's because you have the Salma Hayek Syndrome, yo.
by jbvita February 12, 2007
Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs TO Be Cthulhu For Behemoth <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025
Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs TO Be Cthulhu For Behemoth <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 04, 2025
Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs To Be Cthulhu For Behemoth <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025
Octavia Loreno Spencer <Cthulhu> Needs To Be Cthulhu For Behemoth <Salma Hayek> Before 04/05/2025
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 04, 2025
`~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`
`~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 01, 2025
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