SIMIKIS's definitions

Plaster of Penis

Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.

Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis

by simikis October 16, 2007

Salma Hayek

A verb that denotes the act of sucking beer or any drink off the toe of a woman who is pouring said drink from her knee down her leg, as demonstrated by Salma Hayek and Quinten Tarantino in From Dusk Till Dawn. A Salma Hayek can refer to the act of the sucker or the suckee.

We had a wild time at this club last night. We met the wildest guys and one of them told Sarah she had cute toes and asked her for a Salma Hayek.

by SIMIKIS August 2, 2008