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Salami Slap 

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When a person is down on their knees (or maybe they are just rather short?), giving oral sex to a penis and either they or yourself decide to slap them gently in the face with the penis.
“Ha ha Toby told everyone that he salami slapped you last night, he’s totally made you his bitch”
Salami Slap by Flames6067 April 20, 2019
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salami slap 

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when somone gets a peice of salami and slaps you across the face with it. this then gets your face all greasy and oily and sucks because you can't get the oil off not even with water, saop and lots of scrubbing and in a few days you will get zits and acne in that spot. In sleepover parties you should do it to somone when they are really tired and they wont go to sleep all night. also do it in thanksgiving, christmas dinner when salami is availabe
WOW!! you just got salami slapped that sucks tomorrow your face is gonna be full with acne
salami slap by woodenstone July 18, 2006

Salami slap 

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it’s where you get so annoyed at someone you want to salami slap them
i got so annoyed at my mum i nearly salami slapped her
Salami slap by yummyfish October 20, 2019

Slap The Salami

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Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!
Slap The Salami by Alex Reynolds January 5, 2008

Salami slappers 

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A girl with a very long labia
Hey man, that girl last night had some salami slappers on her!
Salami slappers by Hdizzle96 May 29, 2018

Salami Slapper 

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A very sexy gay-stripper name
"Damn, that Salami Slapper was hot last night"
Salami Slapper by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018

slapping the salami 

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yanking your chicken, choking the chicken. masturbating.. for a man.. yankin the wanker
He slaps the salami before a big date..
slapping the salami by carol April 4, 2004
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
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Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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