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salami nipples 

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal
Look at Duke's salami nipples
salami nipples by Duke July 10, 2003

Salami Nipple 

A term to describe oversized nipples

This term began when the Nigerian pornstar Scott Dole told the Chinese pornstar Sam chun that he was going to rip his salami nipples clean off while chun yelled "daddy!"
My salami nipples are fatter than Jack's smelly chode.

salomi nipples 

Salomi nipples is when a women has a huge areola, that takes up the majority of her titty. Most commonly found on big breast, but small breast as well.
Man that chick from the strip club had some huge tits, but did you see those salomi nipples? Ewwwww
salomi nipples by Cuev March 28, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026