salae 

A beautiful gir with a beautiful smile. Her laugh is contagious and she is always in a good mood. She is trusted. She is loved and cared for by her friends and family dearly.

Salae is such a great person. I love her so much.

salae by Ur_best_fran_4_life April 27, 2016

Safae 

trustworthy honest hot

Safae is one of the most wonderful girls you will ever meet. She is so trustworthy, but be careful she is so sassy that you will get tricked into her little games, she could beat the sh*t out of your ass if you try her. She could be one of the nicest people you have met but that could switch up if you are an asshole to her. She has the potential to be the greatest women, how amazingly I’m describing her. God she’s so loyal. She’s that feisty You may even want this hottie 😉

Safae by Heyy**batyux February 28, 2019

THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

right in front of my salad 

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.

"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

right in front of my salad by imahoeaf August 3, 2017

The Perfect Salad 

Mixed greens, vegetables, and other things.... HOYAAAA

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"

The Perfect Salad by Megalog December 10, 2016

salad choice 

A slang term for a job or the method someone makes their money.

Right now I got the green, and it's not just 'cause my salad choice.

salad choice by The Great Dark February 8, 2015