saladpuncher

Someone that is pretty dopey.

Hey you! Stop acting like a Saladpuncher, and come over here and pick up this mess!

by steve h flavas May 8, 2003

saladpuncher

Punching someone in the anus, most commonly when they're expecting a salad toss.

"Jenny was gonna toss my salad, but she hit me right in the sphincter" "oh, she's a saladpuncher?" "what?"

by jonny2007 June 9, 2007

Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019