salad rat

and ugly musty dusty rusty piece of shit that stalks people and laughs like a fucking dolphin

girl: i hear a dolphin noise what is that?
other girl: LOOK BEHIND YOU
girl: what
*salad rat appears out of the blue*
salad rat: SCREECH EHEHEHHEHE HAHUH
girl and other girl: AHHH WHAT THE FUCK

by HAHUAH DOG April 11, 2021

rat salad

Pulling your pubic hairs out and throwing them in another's face.

Eww your rat salad is burning my eyes

by mcfo June 12, 2005

rat salad

interjection;
an exclamation of disappointment, disgust, or disbelief used to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.

"Hey Tom, you going to that party tonight?"
"Didn't you hear, it got busted."
"Well rat salad, what are we going to do now?"

by Ty Cobb #27 September 5, 2011

pasta:salad ratio

An euphemism for the act of intercourse whereby climax for both parties occurs at the same time. Thus ensuring an even pasta:salad ratio.

Lionel: how's your pasta:salad ratio?
Dave: no good mate, she keeps finishing first.

by Welshyyy April 11, 2016