salad dress

an old dress from the 1900s turned into a salad.

look at my old wedding dress it should be turned into salad.

by jaba August 27, 2003

salad dress

A salad that tastes like an old dress.

Your mom is such a bad cook: she makes salad dress.

by drum_playa August 14, 2003

Dress your salad

When you ejaculate sperm onto the area around someone's anus.

1. Girl, your ass is so fine I wanna dress your salad.

2. We were having buttsex and he came around my ass, he screamed "Dress your salad!"

by Murderous Apple January 20, 2010

tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.

by futga January 30, 2012

Salad dressing

When semen is ejaculated on a woman's anus and pussy.

i've been tossing your salad for the last 30 minutes, now I'm going to put some salad dressing all over it!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021

Colombian Salad Dressing

When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.

dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!

by Colombian Ranger May 25, 2016

salad dressing

A process involving the ejaculation of semen on, in, or near a waiting rectum.

--This is a procedure popular among the homosexual community.

She likes ranch salad dressing.

by stillborndesires April 7, 2005