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Sager
Usually A last name for a good looking, Bad ass, old school romantic, Tattoo bearing male. A real ladies man. Get on his bad side and you will get your ass kicked. He gets with beautiful women and will kick your ass and steal your girlfriend if shes hot!
Sager by Dustin Sager March 14, 2009
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Sager
A name that’s commonly given by peasants in the middle eastern realm of the word, literally meaning “hawk” but in most cases usually is given to those with the personality of a pigeon with a severe mental illness.
Sager is the worst kind of person, akin to human excrement, shit, doodoo, the absolute vilest lowliest scum of the earth imaginable. Not only is sager an absolute disgrace of what slightly resembles a human being, he is also a failure to both his parents, his family, his friends, and anyone who comes into contact with him. He has no morals, no ethics, no standards, no professionalism, and no respect as a man. If sager’s parents knew what kind of a disgrace they would be raising, they would’ve ended it and saved themselves the pain long ago.
Sager often likes to think of himself as cool and edgy, this is attributed by him posting dark quotes thinking he’s Batman or something, but in reality, just makes him look extremely immature and honestly, quite stupid.
Don’t be a sager, literally anything is better.
Sager is the worst kind of person, akin to human excrement, shit, doodoo, the absolute vilest lowliest scum of the earth imaginable. Not only is sager an absolute disgrace of what slightly resembles a human being, he is also a failure to both his parents, his family, his friends, and anyone who comes into contact with him. He has no morals, no ethics, no standards, no professionalism, and no respect as a man. If sager’s parents knew what kind of a disgrace they would be raising, they would’ve ended it and saved themselves the pain long ago.
Sager often likes to think of himself as cool and edgy, this is attributed by him posting dark quotes thinking he’s Batman or something, but in reality, just makes him look extremely immature and honestly, quite stupid.
Don’t be a sager, literally anything is better.
1: “am I a bad person?”
2: “saying you are a bad person would be too much for you, you are so horrible that you receive the worst sentence, you are a sager”
2: “saying you are a bad person would be too much for you, you are so horrible that you receive the worst sentence, you are a sager”
Sager by Konodioda! November 5, 2022
Sager Bombs
A Sager Bomb is a dangerous alcoholic beverage made up of three shots of cheap vodka, one serving of Cherry NyQuil, and some fruit punch flavored rock star energy drink. Other variations include original flavored NyQuil with blue full throttle. Sager bombs are named after the famous side line reporter Craig Sager for his collection of colorful and "fresh" suits.
Ben: "Dude did Aaron really do five sager bombs last night?"
Andy: "Yeah man he's still passed out outside on the picnic table."
Andy: "Yeah man he's still passed out outside on the picnic table."
Sager Bombs by Bro Sweetz June 27, 2009
Sager Bomb
Named after world renouned Devin Sager, The Sager Bomb is a mormon party drink consisting of a shot of grape juice, dropped into 6 oz. of Sprite.
Sager Bomb by J-Town01 January 23, 2009
sager blager
This is a rather obscure expression from someone's childhood invention of their own language. Not only does it rhyme, it also and sounds sort of like when someone mumbles and the sound can remind one of a shoulder shrug.
It's literal translation is "I don't know."
It can also me used as a distraction device when trying to get out of admitting wrongdoing because the two-word phrase itself sounds so bizarre as to throw off your interrogator.
It can be very effective used in a "broken record" or, more modernly, as a "scratched CD" fashion
It's literal translation is "I don't know."
It can also me used as a distraction device when trying to get out of admitting wrongdoing because the two-word phrase itself sounds so bizarre as to throw off your interrogator.
It can be very effective used in a "broken record" or, more modernly, as a "scratched CD" fashion
Mom: Who took all the cookies from the cookie jar?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean, smartypants?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: Can you speak Enlish, PLEASE?!!?
Tom: Sager Blager
(Mom proceeds to violently spank Tom.)
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean, smartypants?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: Can you speak Enlish, PLEASE?!!?
Tom: Sager Blager
(Mom proceeds to violently spank Tom.)
sager blager by Brent R.K. January 20, 2007
Craig Sager
Craig Sager, a popular sports broadcaster for TNT often wears awful suits. Thus, anyone wearing an awful suit, at a dinner event, wedding, funeral etc. is a Craig Sager.
Matt: What the fuck are you wearing?
Davis: What?
Matt: You look like Craig Sager.
(A poorly dressed man walks into a room)
"Look at that Craig Sager"
Davis: What?
Matt: You look like Craig Sager.
(A poorly dressed man walks into a room)
"Look at that Craig Sager"
Craig Sager by OhioUBobcats May 4, 2009
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