A government sponsored website in PA that lets pussys anonymously report anything to their school. This includes but is not limited to house parties, drugs/alc, and cheating.
Mike: Yeah, the house party got reported on Safe 2 Say.
A anonymous bullying app for any scared mother fucker who can’t handle a little ass beaten to report to the head of police. This is for any pussy who feels the need to tell on someone but does it anonymously so the bitch being told on can’t shit on the guy who told for payback. Things to report on this app are: bullies, teenage ghetto girls running around with hot cheetos period ing every damn things, the sluts who walk around and juul weed, and of course the bitches who have illegals house parties
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!