A second tier NHL team in a 9th tier US city; also known as a team that has been in the league longer than any other team (other then the Original Six and St. Louis) without winning the Stanley Cup even once.

Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, my Sabres are doing awesome this year!
Person 2: Sure, remember when they choked in 1999?
Person 1: That was No Goal!

Example 2:
Tampa Bay has exactly one more Stanley Cup than Buffalo.

Sabres by CJ DUB May 24, 2008

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Buffalo Sabres

The greatest fucking hockey team ever! They are well known for having the best, most loyal fans in all of sportdom!!

did you see that Senators game?
Yea, didn't the Buffalo Sabres shit on Emery's face?

Buffalo Sabres by sabre19 April 1, 2008

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die hard sabres fan

a fan who wins and loses with their team. knowing that their team hasnt won a stanley cup yet, but knows one day it will happen and it may not be tomorrow but is still standing up in the crowd, alone, when the Sabres are down 4-1 or more cheering and motivating the Sabres!

Caitlin and her friend Mike stood by the Sabres when they had a 10 game winless streak in January but still loved the team. A die hard sabres fan wins and loses with their teama nd knows what it takes to be a real believer.

die hard sabres fan by Kaleta's Girl April 23, 2008

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bonk light sabres

Make a stand. Disagree, argue or stand up for yourself when you know you're in the right.

We’ll if you think they’re wrong let’s go back in there and bonk light sabres.

bonk light sabres by kabukulator January 11, 2011

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Buffalo Sabres

NHL team from Buffalo, NY. Much like every other Buffalo sports team, every chance for a championship ends in bitter disappointment (Brett Hull). Will NEVER - NEVER - win the Stanley Cup because God hates Buffalo and will never let any of its teams win anything of value (Buffalo Bills).

Fucking Christ, they had Hasek put up a 93.9% save percentage in the playoffs and fucking lost!

"Hey Whitey, did you know that the Buffalo Sabres are in the playoffs?"

"Hey douche-bag, it doesn't matter because they're just going to lose and then we have to listen to a bunch of ignorant, bitter, Sabres fans go on and on about that not being a goal and some other bullshit cause they're a bunch of pussy ass crybabies from a shitty place like Buffalo where there are no schools or roads just flaming rivers of tar and nuclear waste that damage the brains of these people even more than the heavy drinking their mothers did while they were in the womb and then the heavy drinking they themselves did once out of the womb and blah, blah, blah - Buffalo fucking sucks"

Buffalo Sabres by Dr0pkickFinney May 24, 2008

Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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