saber-toothed crotch cricket 

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by Charles July 19, 2003

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.

Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by BigP July 2, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

saber-toothed crotch cricket by jd February 22, 2005

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets 

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets by Blitz77 May 21, 2010