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Possibly the worst super hero name ever
The adventures of seaman...............in your mothers ass womb
seaman by randomnessperson March 24, 2007
The name of Lewis and Clark's dog, who was eaten during the expedition.
When the expedition went over the Bitterroot Mountains, they became so hungry they had to eat Seaman.
seaman by Slutty Old Man March 22, 2004
A Sega Dreamcast video game created by Yoot Saito released in the year 2000 in which the player keeps and evolving Egyptian carp with a human face and an antennae that eventually evolves into a frog with a human face and an antennae. The palyer is able to interract with the creature by talking to it with a microphone.
Yesterday I went to Jimmy's house to play seaman. It was awesome.
Seaman by garkmilst January 19, 2009
David Seaman, also known as the former Arsenal goalkeeper. Only worth noting in this dictionary because of his surname.
Eugene: Andric, you are BoSnIcH
Andric: Oh yeah, SEAMAN!!
Eugene: NAH
Seaman by Andric Leong September 24, 2003
Masking. Word "semen" getting typed as Seaman.
Paul, Go back to drinking seaman from your transsexual daddies spitune.
seaman by M@RK_16 November 20, 2018
one who is addicted to chineese porn and masturbates to coldplay music. one who likes to be tity fucked, then shat on by construction workers. one who likes to engage in anal sex while wearing full hockey gear. one who loves to spread chocolate penutbutter all over their tits then force innocent little boys to lick it off.
did you just see that seaman squirt everywhere when won ling touched her?

Seamans tits are pretty rough from all that gritty shat

seaman just got put in jail for smashing a 4 mth olds head in her nasty chocolate covered pussy

seaman by turtle boy February 14, 2007