rusty pole 

After performing anal sex, The Male's penis is encased with his partner's feces.

The fudge packer packed his spouse's fudge, and when he was done he had a rusty pole.

rusty pole by I <3 rusty poles May 4, 2005

rusty pole 

Directly after having anal sex with your buddy's little sister, you stuff your cock in her mouth.....thus creating a rusty pole.

"Dude, I gave your sister a rusty pole last night...the best part was she liked it"

rusty pole by MC Killbot 5000 October 9, 2005

Rusty Tent Pole 

A rusty tent pole, is a sex position what the male will lick a girls anus to loosen it up. While she takes a laxitive. She then diaria's on the male and he then uses it as lubricant to put it where he chooses.

Best preformed after eating, mexican or chinese.

Josh: My dick still stinks from that rusty tent pole on friday night.

Rusty Tent Pole by Mr.Buzz December 14, 2006

rusty polearm

A female performing oral sex on on a male with dried period blood on his penis. Normally occurs after a male has vaginal intercourse with a female who is on her period.

Stacey was on her period last night. We had amazing sex and she woke me up this morning by giving me a rusty polearm.

rusty polearm by Big Worm Big Perm November 2, 2012