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rusty pipes

Refering to the nose of a coccaine addict. Meaning that they have snorted so much coccaine that their nasal canals *pipes* have become bloody soar tissue.
Person 1- *takes a bump* *takes another bump* *does 5 lines* * takes another bump*

Person 2- Watch out man your gunna get rusty pipes!
rusty pipes by Monica and Andy October 15, 2004
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rusty pipes

Bloody nose from doing too much cocaine. Usually occurs after an all-nighter.
"Oh dude, rusty pipes!" used as an interjection or exclamation when someone throws their head back & runs to the bathroom with a bloody nose.
rusty pipes by ginsoak April 25, 2007

Rusty Pipes

Referring to a man/woman who has had so much anal sex that they're 'pipes' (asshole) has become bloody.

When a girl with bright red hair gives you head and throws her hair forward over your shaft giving it a nice red hue.

When you punch a girl in the mouth and then she gives you head.
a frigid woman who does not put out and therefore has allowed her 'pipes' to become corroded.
"Louis, did you just take a bloody shit? I think Ian may have rusted your pipes"

Ian: Did you do anything with Caitlin the other night?
Louis: Yea man she gave me a rusty pipe, she was amazing!

Louis: I heard Chris Brown likes rusty pipes
Caitlin: oh, that's why he beat Rihanna!

Helen Keller couldn't speak, hear, see, and apparently get laid, cause that bitch had some rusty ass pipes.
Rusty Pipes by Bak Brien 6969 June 15, 2011

rusty pipeline 

When two dicks rap around each other like slugs during sex. Masturbation in this position can cause sensation for both dudes (or girls with dicks).
Alex: RUSTY PIPELINE!

Noah: OKAY, MY DICK ON TOP THOUGH!
rusty pipeline by WeinerBoobs69 February 12, 2014

rusty pipeline 

When two dicks wrap around each other like slugs do during oral sex. Looks like the inside of a pretzel, but made with quality white meat (dicks). Masturbation in this position can cause massive sensation for both parties. Feels great.
Noah: Mike did the rusty pipeline with me last night. I jizzed so much. Awwwwwwwwww...

Mike: It was SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
rusty pipeline by WeinerBoobies69 February 12, 2014

Rusty Pipe 

The appearance of a penis after having sex with a menstrating woman.
She didn't tell me she was bleeding so I made her schlop my rusty pipe last night after we had finished.
Rusty Pipe by Heath February 1, 2006

rusty pipe wrench 

When after putting it in a girls butt, she turns around and gives you a handjob with a twisting motion.
"Yeah bruh, last night I got with that new girl and she gave me a rusty pipe wrench"
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