When a girl poops on a man's penis, and leaves it to dry, for a few hours (this is essential!) and then returns to give him a handjob as if she were turning a doorknob. A rusty doorknob.
by Danprabjanif Kinharbak November 05, 2011
A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".
1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"
by jjoohhnnyypp July 22, 2017