Russian Daddy

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Russian Daddy is 17 1/2 feet tall SOFT! Most of that height is in his enormous penis. His balls are so shrunken from the constant sex that they barely exist at all.
Russian Daddy thinks men are girls and because of this believes he is not gay.

Russian Daddy is a semen demon! He will take your butthole even if you keep it tight!

Russian Daddy by R. Yan February 15, 2023

russian daddy

The sexiest man on earth. Wants you to be his "leetle girl" and asks you to be his CUMSLUT!

Slice: Hello russian daddy
Russian Daddy: LEETLE GIRL

russian daddy by Yermy Battled Warter November 23, 2019

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Russian baby daddy roulette

When a female has sex with multiple partners who all wear condoms, but she only pokes a hole in one of them and mixes them up before distributing.

So I had Coors Light guy, Heineken guy and Guinness guy over last night and we played Russian baby daddy roulette.

Russian baby daddy roulette by The Maneater February 13, 2012

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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