rusell crowe 

doesnt like people who steal bread

rusell crowe hates hugh jackman

rusell crowe by DJMJ92 May 5, 2016

Russell Crowe 

An actor who was born in New Zealand in '64. He loves to act but loves one thing more: fightin' 'round the world! He fights his directors and he fights his fans; it's a problem no one understands. If there are two things he loves it's fighting and...fightin' round the world!

"Oy! you wanna fight eh!?"

"My fightin's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry ya testicle!"

"Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Oh me me me bleh bleh bleh! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!?"

"...it looks like if we're gonna get into more fights, we're gonna have to go look for 'em!"

"Making movies, making music, and fightin' 'round the world!"

Russell Crowe by FRTW November 15, 2005

Russell Crowe 

1. Someone who loves making movies and loves making songs, but there's just one thing that he loves even more: Fighting 'round the world!

2. To lose your temper on the phone and throw the offending object at the face of the nearest person.

1. That Russell Crowe sure loves fightin'!

2. (sigh) John just got taken away by the police for pulling a Russell Crowe with his cell phone in the restaraunt.

Russell Crowe by Pyro September 21, 2005

Russell Crowe Effect

Principally a form of Guilty Pleasure, the Russell Crowe effect describes the emotion felt when enjoying a piece of creative work by a person who you consider to be a complete twat. On the one hand you may well enjoy what the person is doing, but on the other feel a guilty twinge that you are giving your attention and money to someone you actually can't stand. This phenomenon is very similar to the Christian Bale effect, where you may enjoy the work of someone who has disappeared up their own anus, but should not be confused with the Tracy Emin effect, where the artist is clearly both unpleasant and crap.

"Have you seen Robin Hood yet?"
"No, I can't make up my mind whether to. He was good in Gladiator, but he is just such a sarcastic wanker I don't know if I can be arsed with him"
"Yes, that's the Russell Crowe effect"

Russell Crowe Effect by Russell Crowe Himself May 13, 2010

Russell Crowe 

Is all that is MAN

Maximus: BOW DOWN TO ME ROMANS I AM RUSSELL CROWE I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!

Russell Crowe by toothlessmango September 29, 2009

Russell Crowe 

Toughest guy on the face of the earth.

Don't fuck with Russell Crowe.

Russell Crowe by kickstanddick November 30, 2004

Russell Crowe 

-an excellent actor or synonimous to excellence in acting
-Someone who's very dedicated and focus to his craft.
-who makes great movies
-a very misunderstood person

I wish many actors are as talented as Russell Crowe.

Russell Crowe by Delphic Oracle August 19, 2006