Runaway Bride 

The pinnacle example of the permanent female condition of confusion.

A woman who ends up getting EXACTLY what she wants and it scares her to the core as she has always had the loser mentality. Therefore, she runs from the endgame finality of a success. See also: cold feet

Runaway Bride Jennifer Wilbanks is to women what foul ball cathing Cub fan Steve Bartman is to men: a monumental comedic screwup.

Runaway Bride by Yep Yep July 11, 2005

runaway bride 

(verb) When a guy drops his girlfriend off right in front of the movie theater so she can buy the tickets to a movie they plan to see while he parks the car, but she "accidentally" buys tickets to a chick flick instead.

(Girl): If you drop me off, I'll get the tickets
(Guy): OK, but don't runaway bride me like you did last month.

runaway bride by jimmy66 May 31, 2012

runaway bride 

a person who realizes at the very last minute that her boyfriend who claimed to be a BORN AGAIN VIRGIN was actually gay and world NEVER perform in the sack EVER!!!

Jennifer thought that it was a little weird that her fiance whom she had been engaged to for years never wanted to have sex even when she threw it in his face and became a RUNAWAY BRIDE.

runaway bride by Deborah Spicer August 10, 2006

run-away bride-eyes 

Big bugged-out eyes like that chick who purposefully disappeared before she was supposed to get married.

Check out that chick with the run-away bride-eyes. Her eyeballs look like they are popping out her head. Two words: d-caff...

run-away bride-eyes by Bryon Tucker January 6, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008