Run the Mile

To run the mile means to are getting drunk. If you are only paritially drunk then maybe you only ran the half mile, or if your tipsy maybe you only ran the quarter mile. but if you run the full mile then you are considered wasted. In order to run the mile you must have running shoes (alcohol). Origin: Two men were drunk on homecoming night and had to get back home, they ended up running about a mile back to their house.

Harry decided to run the mile and ended up on the toilet all night. Mitch decided to run the mile and ended up barfing everywhere.

Run the Mile by The Human Noodle December 25, 2010

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the mile run

The greatest test of heart any one man can face, in that you must have a tremendous amount of heart and willpower to run the mile quickly. It requires four laps of hard, aching pain with no let up. You run hard for all four laps...you never let up...you just go faster. Also known as the best race ever!

I ran the mile in 4:38.6, but I know I can go faster!

the mile run by benny t. July 12, 2005

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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