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Rumpican 

1) A Donald Trump supporter 2) White trash 3) An uneducated buffoon that never graduated High School 4) A coward who is all talk and no action
I wish this rumpican neighbor of mine would subscribe to Highlights Magazine and learn how to comprehend.
Rumpican by The Commie Cracker January 14, 2021
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rumpscare 

A play on word jumpscare from horror genre media.

A fart that makes the people who hear it flinch, because it's very loud and came from someone they thought was asleep or didn't know was there.

This is why you should always use your abs and fart as loudly as possible. Accidentally crapping your pants must be an urban legend. It would've happened to me a hundred times by now if it was a real thing.
(Wake up in bed, hear wife nearby on couch, fire off fartillery shell)

Wife: "Omg you scared the baby! He jumped!" (the baby is a cat)
Me: "Oh no!! I'm sorry kitty!!

(after consoling the baby, we realize it was funny, and wife is a Five Nights at Freddy's fan)
Me: "It was a rumpscare"
rumpscare by Some rando idk April 20, 2024

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026