rumpicarne

A rumpi and a carney mixed together

Matt is a rompi and Will is a carney and T.C. is a rumpicarne

rumpicarne by theohowardnigga August 28, 2010

Rumpican 

1) A Donald Trump supporter 2) White trash 3) An uneducated buffoon that never graduated High School 4) A coward who is all talk and no action

I wish this rumpican neighbor of mine would subscribe to Highlights Magazine and learn how to comprehend.

Rumpican by The Commie Cracker January 14, 2021

rumpscare 

A play on word jumpscare from horror genre media.

A fart that makes the people who hear it flinch, because it's very loud and came from someone they thought was asleep or didn't know was there.

This is why you should always use your abs and fart as loudly as possible. Accidentally crapping your pants must be an urban legend. It would've happened to me a hundred times by now if it was a real thing.

(Wake up in bed, hear wife nearby on couch, fire off fartillery shell)

Wife: "Omg you scared the baby! He jumped!" (the baby is a cat)
Me: "Oh no!! I'm sorry kitty!!

(after consoling the baby, we realize it was funny, and wife is a Five Nights at Freddy's fan)
Me: "It was a rumpscare"

rumpscare by Some random person, idfk April 20, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008