Rule 23

The person who acts the gayest in your friend group is the straightest.

Joe: Dude I’m telling you I’m not gay

Tyler: Remember rule 23, you haven’t even kissed a single homie goodnight

by The impostor August 11, 2022

Flag

Get the Rule 23 mug.

Rule 23

Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' incomplete, unwritten list of rules, per NCIS)

*Agent drops coffe, entire department ducks under desks*
NEW AGENT: What?
OLD AGENT: Rule 23, you idiot!

by MissNoodles June 23, 2006

Flag

Get the Rule 23 mug.

Related Words

Rule 23 • rule 23 of internet • rule 231 • Rule 231212 • Rule 2334567 • rule 234 • Rule 235 • ja rule # 23 • 2/3 rule • Rule 34

rule 23 of internet

only guys exist on internet

man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet

by the king of old world August 4, 2023

Flag

Get the rule 23 of internet mug.

ya'll are all little fucking pussies who go and post things on the internet about people u don;t even know becuase u are insecure and realize that u aren't ever going to be anyone so u suck 50 cents dick becuase u and him make fun of him together and 50 cent probably got the GAME to shoot him and 50 shot the GAME
i don't like Ja rule but i can say shut the fuck up about him

stop being douche bags and learn to say things about people without sucking 50 cents dick

by anonymous April 5, 2005

Flag

Get the ja rule # 23 mug.

Rule 235

The act of mentioning any potential fanfic's plot, whether sexual or not, will cause that fanfic to come into being in a publicly accessible location.

Robert: God, can you imagine a story where Jean-Luc Picard and Twilight Sparkle went on an adventure together?

Jean: Stop! Don't invoke Rule 235-- damn it, that story's on fimfiction.net now. "Discord's Prime Directive."

Robert: I'm so sorry.

by Chatterbox O'Toole October 11, 2012

Flag