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Rude Awakening 

The act of waking someone up from a deep sleep by pulling your butt cheeks apart, sitting on their nose, and letting go of your cheeks
Alfie was sleeping in this morning so I decided to give him a rude awakening.
Rude Awakening by biggie_ September 24, 2005

rude awakening 

The act of putting a thumb over the mouth of a bottle of champagne and then agitating it order to bring it to the highest possible pressure. The bottle is then thrust into the anus of an unsuspecting girl (or, preferrably, a sleeping whore), thereby shooting champagne into her rectal cavity violently.

Generally, the finer the whore, the finer the champagne that should be used. In the case of a 4 dollar "ho", malt liquor may be used.
"The recoil from that rude awakening was quite a mess."

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The malt liquor must have fermented in her ass after the rude awakening, because I went to work drunk after that 9 AM rim job.

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"The prostitute wanted to charge me extra after I gave her a rude awakening, but I told her to f' off and left. She couldn't get up without malt liquor leaking out her ass, so she made an un-hasty chase."

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"I rushed my rude awakening and hit the wrong hole. Wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't on the menses at the time. Let's just say there was cotton and chunks of blood everywhere.
rude awakening by scorpionmintred October 1, 2005

Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening 

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.

The rude awakening 

slap soemone across the face with your penis
last night i give my girlfriend the rude awakening

Rude Awokening

When someone gets roasted on social media or fired for saying the wrong thing and offending some snowflakes
Joe just got fired for telling a something phobic joke..
He got a rude awokening

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026