Rubber Mallet 

Name for a Fat Black/African women,

Look at the size of the ass on that rubber mallet

Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout

Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet

Rubber Mallet by Megaflea February 27, 2011

Rubber mallet 

A dummy

In a shed full of sharp tools you are the rubber mallet.

Rubber mallet by G Moon November 3, 2020

Rubber Mallet 

Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.

Look at the annoying idiot over there beating the side of his trailer with a rubber mallet.

Rubber Mallet by OFTKW March 4, 2019

Rubber Malet 

A simple but frail, portugee from Kalaheo hills on Kauai with the homoness of Elijah.

Hey you Rubber malet! Come ova hea

Rubber Malet by Pale Haole March 7, 2022

Rubber Band Manlet 

The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.

Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!

Rubber Band Manlet by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024