rubber goose 

When a male has a condom on and his dick is soft.

Girl: "Are you ready babe?"
Boy: "Hold on, I have a rubber goose..again"

rubber goose by xfg/dugas98 July 15, 2014

rubber goose 

a third wheel, but better phrase

boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?

rubber goose by peaceandloveabby May 29, 2018

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

Think Limber, Think Loose, Think Rubber Goose! 

A phrase coined by Jacksepticeye which roughly means "To attempt to maneuver your way through something extremely dangerous."

"AAAAND...DISMOUNT! GO JACK! THINK LIMBER, THINK LOOSE, THINK RUBBER GOOSE!" *Dies* "OH, FUCK IT!"

Think Limber, Think Loose, Think Rubber Goose! by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2022