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Rub and Tug 

Rub and Tug. A name for a Massage parlor or place in which after the massage is given, it is ended with a hand job. aka Happy Ending

A place or a way in which a man get get "relieved" and it not be considered cheating.
I am super soar/tired and my wife is on vacation. I am gong for a Rub and Tug.
Rub and Tug by Gwynnetastic July 18, 2010

Rub and tug 

Nipping out on you're lunch break and not coming back.
We all thought you vanished out for a rub and tug?
Rub and tug by Batacklad September 5, 2022

rub and tug palour 

A massage palour known for the staff to give happy endings for extra money.
At least 60% of the girls that work in these rub and tug palours are asian.
Im going to go down to the local rub and tug palour to get my frustrations worked out.
rub and tug palour by Anna Lee September 8, 2005

The ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug 

8 out of 10 people guess incorrectly where the pinky goes on this one… coincidentally also the number of people in the room needed to make it happen
Tried to name the mtn the ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug . Although it rhymed it was to long of a title and voted down by the naming commission 🥺

Rub and a Tug Boat 

The act of motorboating an ass crack while giving a handjob. Closely related to the rusty trombone.
"Turn around so I can give you a rub and a tug boat."

rub and a tug 

While getting rubbed at an adult spa you can throw down a c-note to get that special extra tug.
Yo bitch, I didn't come here for a back rub; I came for a rub and a tug.
rub and a tug by JO3 May 28, 2006
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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