rtyufghv 

The deepest level of boredom Known yet.
You have Skipped the THREE first and last letters on the keyboard.

My wife is in Labor! But I really am Bored! What shall I do, I know! Rtyufghv! My problems Disappear!

rtyufghv by Harold ghertep October 18, 2017

Rtyfghvbn 

The middle nine letters on a keyboard you type when you have achieved supreme boredom and you are practically brain-dead.

If you type rtyfghvbn, you are dead inside.

Rtyfghvbn by TheSpicyPickle May 27, 2019

rtyufghcv 

an all new level of bordem, so boared that you decide to skip the first and last three letters in every row on the keyboard

gee, im so bored that i am going to type rtyufghcv on my computor

rtyufghcv by rtyufghcv April 18, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012