Royal Blumpkin 

Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.

Those skanks loved the royal blumpkin.

Royal Blumpkin by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007

Royal Blumpkin 

A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.

Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.

Royal Blumpkin by SpiLLsHirE November 18, 2020

royal Blumpkin 

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it

I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.

royal Blumpkin by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025

Royal Bumpkin 

When a man is getting head from a girl and he shits on her chest while she is doing this.

Michael gave the royal bumpkin to that fine bitch named Aisha last night.

Royal Bumpkin by Shitbomber April 19, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019