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rowan salter 

hes a nice guy and gets turned on by everything and loves stuff like gay rat and rape fish he has a awesomely speshy personality and also is friends with jake moran also hes a bang out at science and he is a rainbow 6 sege player and plays fortnut subscribe to his youtube channel gastly gaming.rowans are creative, artistic, and just generally, intelligent...

sometimes.

rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius and sometimes spazzzzzy spaz spesh

rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.

rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.

love them or hate them, rowans force you to think sexual about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and jiggle your mind and balls along the the way

don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time
being rowan salter is a weird experience
rowan salter by jaeger pilot99 January 9, 2019

rowan salter 

rowan salter is a funny kind sometimes weird(but i love him anyway) boy who is friends with everyone but loves his girlfriend and all ways has time for her
Girl 1: Rowan Salter is so kind and amazing
boy 1: i know hes a great friend

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026