if a girl brings you back to her gaff and promises you everything but doesn't put out when you get back...next morning take a shit into a piece of tinfoil, put it into the grill, turn it on high, walk out of the house chortling at your own ingenuity.
Jonny: Did you get the ride off that slag last nite?
Buckins: No, she wouldn't put out
Jonny: What a bitch, she was acting like such a slut all nite.
Buckins: Ya, its ok though, left her with a roquefort rib eye.
Jonny: Genius.
A salty character from the famous saga of books, called Skørdåt, and a weaty friend of mine, his popularity becomes by creating natural disasters like cummy rain, cocky metheorite or pussying tsunami. His name is used when you want to make reference to a friend that you admire.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.