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rootin tootin 

Where you do something that the south people approve of
Hey Bill that was pretty rootin tootin of you.
rootin tootin by lovedog67 April 14, 2022

ROOTIN-TOOTIN 

That kid is Rootin-Tootin, giving his mom all sorts of grief!
ROOTIN-TOOTIN by Das errker August 7, 2014

rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2

rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2 is just a better version of Red Dead Redemption 2
Let's play some rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2

Rootin' Tootin' Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry 

When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.
I want to give Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry after she's done taking it up the gary. If she's too tired, she can just give me a regular jamaican raspberry

rootin tootin chicken-shootin 

when you take out your partner's cock and you spray it with air freshener until it smells good
Hey, y'all ready for some rootin tootin chicken-shootin?

rootin tootin shootin parachutin 

The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.
I wanna rootin tootin shootin parachutin Kim so bad
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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