1. adjective (adj): Too tired to function properly; related to being overtired, exhausted, fatigued, incoherent, etc.
Roi: "Dude I haven't gotten any sleep lately, I have no clue what I'm doing or where I am. I can still take you home though."

Ron: "NO! You are way too rooted to drive."
by Mac_Attack June 16, 2009
Get the mug
Get a Rooted mug for your Aunt Sarah.
If something is "rooted", it has had the "Royal Order Of The Dick"
Your car isn't going - it's had the Royal Order (It's fucked!)
by Sharpy August 25, 2004
Get the merch
Get the rooted neck gaiter and mug.