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rontopenis

An extremely small penis. Smaller than even the yoctopenis. Said to be indistinguishable from the quarks making up baryonic matter.
Dude 1: I hate my micropenis! No girl will want to blow it. ;(
Dude 2: Relax. At least it’s not a rontopenis, nor a quectopenis
Dude 1: OMG, a QUECTOPENIS?
Dude 3: Some have all the luck in the world while others have none of it.
by PhallicInternationale November 18, 2022
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