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Roman war helmet
when the male places his balls on the female's forehead, then lays his penis downward so the head is past the tip of her nose.
Roman war helmet by tony January 26, 2004
Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage
Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage by Fadded June 12, 2009
Roman War Helmet
Involves placing the testicles onto a partner's eyes and the shaft of an erection along the nose, simulating a Roman War Helmet.
Roman War Helmet by DJHeadUp January 30, 2003
roman war helmet
when you put your balls around eyes and your cock goes down her nose so it looks like a roman war helmet.
roman war helmet by gregg bixler October 29, 2007
Roman War Mask
The act of getting a girl to suck you off to the point of ejaculation and at the last second pulling out, dropping your balls over her eyes and slapping her on the forehead slinging cum in a line through her hair. giving the appearance. of an old Roman War Mask
Roman War Mask by marinemarauer January 28, 2009
roman war helmet
after passing out, one puts his dick and balls and penis on top of the passed out victim, with his penis facing downward over his nose, thus creating a war helmet in Roman times
roman war helmet by mike b December 15, 2003
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