Rolling the dice 

to masturbate; the motion of a guy masturbating is similar to that of rolling some dice

"What are you doing she asked?" She asked.
"Rolling the dice bitch!"

Rolling the dice by Professor Booty May 25, 2004

rolling the dice 

When one feels the urge to fart, but isn't sure whether or not defecation will occur.

Rolling the dice is always a gamble, sometimes you're okay, sometimes you crap out.

rolling the dice by pleco December 28, 2005

Rolling The Dice 

Rolling the dice, directly refers to pressing the Urban Dictionary Dice button in order to generate random terms hoping to get a term describing a sexual act in which a couple is to carry out in real life.

Stuart: "Hey dude, what are you up to tonight?

Scott: "Not sure man, probably just rolling the dice."

Stuart: "Nice Courtney and I rolled the dice last night, and we got "Butt Rape"

Scott: "I bet she's sore"

Stuart: "Yeah she's struggling to walk, but man my cock was covered in shit and blood. I still came so it was a good night"

Scott: "Nice! I can't wait to play tonight!"

Rolling The Dice by Stuey The King August 20, 2013

rollin the dice

Farting with full knowledge that it could cause you to crap your pants. This has a 1 in 12 probability of occurring. If you roll snake eyes, you just shit yourself.

Sharron was terrified beyond belief standing at the alter. It wasn't the commitment... she was rollin the dice.

rollin the dice by Leif Thomas December 9, 2008

Rollin' the dice 

The act of rolling imaginary dice, also used to symbolize the act of grabbing a nutsack. Commonly used in Nassau county on Long Island.

"Yo! Jerry just started rollin' the dice!"

Rollin' the dice by Kovthekat January 17, 2017

rollin' the dice 

boy ejaculates in own hand following withdrawing from blow job, then throws his cum on girl as if he were rollin' the dice

i was getting a blowjob from this chick and just before i came i pulled out, she laid out on the bed, and then i was rollin' the dice.

rollin' the dice by ferguson jenkins April 22, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005