A shot that is rumoured to be impossible in the game of football, However myth suggests that a few gifted players have crafted this talent, Usually mistaken as a mis hit shot...
The ball deflects off of a defender and falls towards the player, he lines it up for the shot and somehow magically performs the roll down leg generating immense power, it may look like a terrible attempt at a volley but dont be fooled.
The sexual action of wich a man drags his sweaty ballsack across a woman's face so that her eyelids get somewhat stuck to her face. Can be followed by gentle goodnight.
Hey babe, could you please roll down the curtains on me today.....🙏
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.